Chapter 22
November 3rd
Heathen HQ Group Chat
Royal Ass
Ports open on Saturday. 1/8 mile drag. Four-car lineup. I’m tryna shark some new drivers—any takers?
Nor
It’s been forever since I got to watch dumbasses smash into shipping containers. Count me in.
Me
Gotta change my spark plugs, but I’m in.
Ezzy
Got a gig till midnight, but don’t worry, I’ll bless you with my presence after. Might even bring an autograph for ya.
Royal Ass
Make sure it’s on something soft so I can wipe my ass with it.
AndyContent bel0ngs to Nôvel(D)r/a/ma.Org.
Dude. Gross.
Andy
With Ez tonight at The Grove. I’ll tag along after, but hard pass on lining up tonight. Fucking hate the port. Shit’s like trying to drag race on a slip ’n slide.
Royal Ass
Captain of team no balls, Drom.
Ezzy
Jude’s in. You can tag team with him.
Nor
Did I fucking miss when we voted on befriending a Sinclair?
Royal Ass
Ezzy and him are besties now. They have matching friendship bracelets.
Ezzy
Don’t forget I just shared my Spotify playlist with him last week. Jealous, Reignbow?
Attie
I just woke up from a coma. Who are we tag teaming?
Attie
Is Ez involved?
Attie
If not, can I join?