Chapter 31: Leave Your Boyfriend
Chapter 31: Leave Your Boyfriend
“No!”
“Will you leave him?" His hand around her waist tightened and she immediately yelled.
“Leave! Will that do?”
It looked like he had achieved his goals with her in his arms. But he didn't want just a kiss...
Sherry continued to cuss him in her heart: Pervert! Pervert!
William stopped his actions suddenly and looked at her and demanded proudly, “Okay, go out and tell your boyfriend that you want to break off with him!"
".. Sherry immediately nodded when she heard him, "Okay, release me now!"
William finally released her, gently leaned over, and kissed the back of her hand. At this moment, he returned to his gentlemanly persona.
Sherry ran out of the restroom as soon as she regained her freedom. She didn't return to the restaurant but ran downstairs instead.
William couldn't find Sherry when he exited the restroom.
"Celia, I suddenly received a call to go back to work. Have your dinner with Dan and I'll leave first!” Sherry ran as she called Celia.
“Will! Sit over here!" Liam called out to William as he walked over.
Where they were sitting was next to Celia and Sherry's table. Dan was eating and then saw the uncle walking over and immediately frowned. His eyes blinked and then lit up in excitement.
William was looking all over for Sherry but couldn't find her. Where did she go?
“Dan, eat your dinner, your mommy had gone back to work. It's only us now: Celia said after putting down the phone.
"Mr. Big Dick!" Dan jumped off his chair and ran towards William.
The sudden appearance of a little boy startled several people.
Liam looked over and saw a kid blocking William and started to look curiously.
"Mr. Big Dick, why are you here?” Dan immediately smiled and asked affectionately when he saw William.
William looked down and grinned warmly when he saw the kid, "What about you? Why are you here?"
"Mr. Big Dick?" Liam almost spit out his coffee, "What's a big dick?"
Dan turned and looked at Liam, "Beautiful Uncle, a big dick is the little wee wee, the wee wee we use to pee pee! Don't you know this? How dumb oh!”
“Ha ha ha...” Suddenly a burst of laughter erupted and Liam actually spit out his coffee! "Sorry, so sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!"
“Liam, get a grip!" Susan was almost spit upon by him. But she was also struggling not to laugh and looked at William and the kid.
God, this kid was so adorable. Kids say the cutest things. Susan looked at Dan, and after she laughed, strange loneliness crept into her beautiful eyes. She saw William's rapidly changing expressions when he looked at that little kid.
“What are you doing, Dan?" Celia immediately ran over and apologized when she heard the conversation. She couldn't believe that Dan would say such alarming things, "Mister, I'm sorry, he's just a kid”
"Uncle, have you finished all the condoms that you bought?" The soft and tender voice said abruptly and melodiously.
William's expression froze. This kid really knew how to shock people with his words!
“Condom? What condom?" Liam was puzzled.
“Don't say anymore!" William stopped him.
But Dan persisted and said to Liam loudly, "Beautiful uncle, you're really dumb. Haven't you used a condom before? It's the one that you use when you sleep with a beautiful woman! My classmate Mason said that if the condom is not used, then a baby boy will come out of the woman!"
“Oh God!" Celia started to blush. “Mister, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!”
"Uncle, does it mean that you don't want a baby since you bought so many condoms?" Dan said again.
William's eyes narrowed and walked forward to carry Dan, "Kid, uncle's shiny reputation has been ruined by you!"
“Ah! Will, that's right! This is the kid. His eyes look so much like you!" Leon came at this moment.
"Yeah! Yes, they really look very similar!" Liam looked over and also found that Dan resembled William! About thirty to forty percent!
"But this nose, how come the nose looks like me?" Liam frowned and pondered as he asked.
“Excuse me!” William ignored Liam and wanted to have a good chat with the kid.
“Hey! Put down the kid!" Celia became upset.
"Celia, it's okay, he’s my classmate. Don't worry, he's not a kidnapper’ Leon explained.
Liam and Susan looked at the two of them and laughed, "This kid has driven Will to his wits’ end!"
"Kids say the cutest things!"
“Yeah! What a beautiful kid. He even has Will's eyes and my nose, heh heh heh...” Liam wasn't bothered and chuckled while he said to Leon.
"Uncle, are you worried that other people know that you bought condoms?" Dan cupped his mouth and asked.
“You!” William was really stumped by what Dan said. He couldn't deny nor agree. Copyright by Nôv/elDrama.Org.
"Uncle! Uncle!” Suddenly, Dan frowned, "Uncle, I need to pee pee!"
“Er! You are really troublesome!”
"Doesn't Uncle need to pee pee?"
“Okay!” William immediately brought him to the restroom.
“Uncle, the fruit juice is very nice but I need to pee pee after drinking it! The beef steak is also delicious... but my mother had to go back to work and wasn't able to eat such a delicious beef steak!"
“Your mommy is here?" William wanted to meet this kid's mother. He wanted to find out what kind of woman would let her son sell condoms.
"Yeah, but my mother went back to work!" Dan smiled at him gleefully. Inexplicably, he began to feel much closer to this uncle after he bought the condoms, “Uncle, have you finished using all the condoms?"
"Kid, are you trying to sell me more of those things?”
At the restroom, he placed Dan down, "Go and pee by yourself, I'll wait for you. We'll discuss after you pee!”
“Okay!” He runs in obediently.
William also began to feel attached to this kid. He must be close to Sammy's age. He was adorable and very intelligent, with the ability to push him to his wits’ end.
After Dan was done, he adjusted his cartoon printed pants and walked out. He looked at William and smiled again, "Uncle, my mommy doesn't sell condoms anymore. So uncle can only buy it from elsewhere in the future!” Dan told him kindly.
William was stunned and asked, “Why doesn't she sell them anymore?”
"Mommy said that I'm too young and it's not suitable’
That was much better that she didn't make the kid sell those at such a young age!
"Uncle, if you can't finish them, you can use them as balloons and then draw Pikachu or Hello Kitty and decorate the room!”
“Er!" He was floored by the kid's suggestions. He could try that if one day he lost his mind! "Kid, who did you learn these from?”
"Mason does that!” Dan said gleefully revealing his dimples, "Uncle, do you know Mason?"
What!
“No, I don't!" William inexplicably wasn't frustrated by Dan. Perhaps it was due to him being about the same age as Sammy. Once he saw Dan, he would think of his son, Sammy. He hadn't seen Sammy for several days and perhaps that was why he felt so close to Dan! That was what he thought!
"Mason is..” Dan explained without fear of being nosey. William frowned and started to listen with amusement to his enthusiastic explanation of the happenings at the kindergarten and didn't interrupt him.
“Are you done?" William asked patiently when Dan paused.
"Uncle, I need to thank you!" Dan said sincerely to William.
"Thank me for what?" William raised his eyebrows.
"Thank you for saving my Mommy otherwise it will be so tough on my mommy!” Dan said happily. "Mommy has a job and yet she has to work part-time. That's why I want to quickly earn some money to repay mommy's debts and then take care of my mommy!"
"Do you know how to earn money?" He was dumbfounded.
"Yes! I know how to earn money. I know how to design games!" Dan said enthusiastically.
"You?" William asked.
“Uncle, don't you believe me? Do you have an MSN account? I can send you the game if you don't believe me!” Dan said proudly.
William nodded in bewilderment but didn't reject. "My account is...”
He was thinking that regardless of whether it was true or not, he could let Sammy play the game.
"Okay! I remember it. Then I'll send the game to you and uncle must give me your suggestions after playing it!”
"Have you remembered my MSN account?" William was stunned. This kid's memory was as good as his. He can remember it so quickly after mentioning it only once.
“Dan, where are you?" Celia ran to the restroom.
“Ah! Uncle!” Dan immediately answered, “I need to go! My Celia is getting anxious”
"Go ahead!" William originally wanted to tell him not to talk about the condoms anymore but didn't expect the topic to switch to his games.
On seeing him leave, William lit a cigarette and smoked a couple of breaths.
After taking several steps, Dan turned around and looked at William's cigarette, "Uncle, don't smoke so much. It's not good for your health!"
William was once again stunned, this kid made him feel inexplicably tender. He smiled as he nodded, "Uncle will remember what you said!”
But he really couldn't stop smoking cigarettes...
William frowned when he drank the coffee. The coffee at Leon's restaurant was mediocre and couldn't be compared to what Sherry prepared.
“William! You are something! To think that you have such a young friend!" Susan laughed.
"Yeah! I don't even know that you are known as Mr. Big Dick!" Liam laughed mischievously, “It's too funny. What an adorable kid!"
"Fuck off!" William simmered.